I’ve decided to wear a COVID mask.

I’ve seen the COVID light and it’s obvious I was wrong. Masks prevent COVID viruses but are also very safe. I’ve decided to wear my mask at all times. I’ll wear it in the store, in my car, on the beach and I’ll even wear it at home. I’ve started wearing gloves at all times as well because protection at all times is very important.
If I’ve learned anything, it’s that our government loves us, never ever lies to us and always has our best interests in mind.
History shows the government should always be trusted without question. They are great. I’m also going to get caught up on all my vaccines because why would anyone want to make us sick? It’s time to trust all science just like we should trust the government.
I started drinking fluoride again because the government recommends it and I got this amazing fluoridated toothpaste as well to help make my teeth strong. I’ve started consuming genetically modified foods because they are definitely the same as organic foods. Alcohol is part of living our best life so I’m now drinking daily as well.
Most importantly, I watch television again and get all my information from the mainstream media. They are wonderful at giving us factual information and I love how they work directly with the government to bring us the truth and tell us how to live our lives, keeping us up-to-date on all the latest views I should have, interests I should share, people I should hate and things to do to keep my identity hidden when I report the actions of my neighbours, friends, and especially family members.
I want to be just like everyone else which is another reason to mask up. I love standing on all those little signs on the floor in the stores that alert me to which direction I should be going so I social distance properly in an effort to keep everyone else safe. It’s also quite fun to follow all the arrows in these stores that direct you where to go because it’s like, “WHOA! Where are you taking me next???” So much fun!
It’s an exhilarating ride.
I’m also sorry to everyone because I’ve posted a lot of things that have been debunked by fact-checkers and Snopes so I’m very sorry I was wrong and I’m glad these reputable sources of factual information were able to correct me. It’s good knowing news media wants us all to have the most up to date and accurate information at all times.
Anyway, who’s ready for this fast-tracked COVID vaccine?
I think the most exciting part is getting an untested vaccine that contains aborted fetal DNA. It’s like we are pioneers of the scientific future and we are doing our part for humanity to volunteer as for this vaccine to prove our love and loyalty to our beloved and transparent government leaders who love us all unconditionally. They make ME feel secure and safe and cared for. How about you?
Not to mention that we can probably get the microchip at the same time so the government can keep us safe by monitoring us even more closely at all times. I know how much it means to them, so it MUST be a necessary action. Right?
Plus, with the cashless society coming we will need to be good and follow orders so we can get paid via our microchip so I really want to make an effort to be the best citizen I can be.
It’s all about the “new normal” we will all help to create.
It’s amazing how quickly everyone has conformed and it makes you realize just how much everyone must really care about each other.
Obviously, everyone cares deeply about the health and staying healthy. Stop being selfish and just do as you’re told, are we not all in this together?
I mean, how great is the New World Order for uniting us all and bringing us closer together?
It just gives me goosebumps to feel so loved by those in control……..
How about you?

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